Five-SeveN | Monkey Business (Battle-Scarred)

The Five-SeveN | Monkey Business (Battle-Scarred) is a Classified pistol skin styled as a bright yellow banana, in its most heavily worn state. It's the cheapest way to own this premium, novelty-style finish.

Design

The design commits fully to a single joke — a bright yellow banana paint job covering the entire frame. It's a community creation by LoveCroissant, carrying the flavor line "Sometimes it's ok to play with your food."

Five-SeveN | Monkey Business (Battle-Scarred) Float and Wear

Battle-Scarred here shows heavy scuffing and significant paint loss across the yellow base, the roughest look the finish reaches. This finish is capped at 0.90 float, so it never quite hits the most extreme wear a full-range skin could reach, but the damage is still substantial and the banana shape shows real battle scars.

Five-SeveN | Monkey Business Rarity

Rarity: Classified, the pink tier that sits directly below Covert as the second-highest of the standard weapon grades — a genuinely uncommon grade to unbox.

Five-SeveN | Monkey Business Case and Collection

This finish is drawn from The Chroma 2 Collection, sourced from the Chroma 2 Case that released with the April 2015 update. Classified-tier skins as a group drop at about 3.2% from the case, and since that release is long past, most copies now change hands on the market instead of coming from fresh unboxes.

Five-SeveN | Monkey Business Patterns

Because the banana artwork is identical across every copy, this finish has no random pattern variation and no blue-gem seed worth chasing. Wear and float are all that separate one copy from the next.

StatTrak & Souvenir

You can find this finish as both a regular and a StatTrak version, the latter tacking on a permanent confirmed-kill counter. A Souvenir edition was never produced, since Souvenir weapons come only from Major-tournament packages and this finish has never featured in one.

Five-SeveN | Monkey Business Price

Battle-Scarred is the cheapest grade on the ladder for this finish, the entry-level way to own the banana design despite its overall premium pricing. It's available to buy on Skin.Land with instant delivery and no hidden fees.

FAQ

Is the Battle-Scarred Monkey Business still recognizable?

Yes. Even with heavy scuffing and paint loss, the banana shape and yellow color stay clear enough to read at a glance in-game, so the joke still lands despite the wear.

Why isn't Battle-Scarred at the absolute worst possible wear?

Because this finish is float-capped at 0.90 instead of the full 1.0, its Battle-Scarred copies stop just short of the most extreme wear some other skins can reach, though the damage here is still considerable.

What's the cheapest way to get this finish?

Battle-Scarred is the lowest-priced grade available, making it the most affordable entry into an otherwise premium-priced Five-SeveN finish.